THE MONSTER MASK

 (sung to the tune of the 1962 song: “Monster Mash” by Bobby Pickett)

                                                                                    (words by Jack Zoldan)

My sister Judy took her sewing machine,

Gonna make a face cover that is cooler and mean;

She added ear holders, and these are the facts,

Soon we all started wearing our monster masks.

            We wore the mask,

                        It was a monster mask,

            The monster mask,

                        It caught on in a flash,

             We wear the mask,

                        It makes that COVID crash,

            We did the mask,

                        We donned the monster mask.

They keep out the virus and I’ve got to say,

This scary face keeps the people far away,

No Dracula or Wolfman ever rose to the task,

Making us well and safe, like our monster mask.

            We wore the mask,

                        It was a monster mask,

            The monster mask,

                        It caught on in a flash,

             We wear the mask,

                        It makes that COVID crash,

            We did the mask,

                        We donned the monster mask.

When the crisis is over and we’re getting bold,

My monster mask protects my face from the cold,

Walking down the street people fear to ask,

Directions from a man with a monster mask.

            We wore the mask,

                        It was a monster mask,

            The monster mask,

                        It caught on in a flash,

             We wear the mask,

                        It makes that COVID crash,

             We did the mask,

                        We donned the monster mask.

Published by drzoldansblog

I am an Internal Medicine Physician. I created my own specialty treating patients with chronic fatigue and associated symptoms. I used innovative insights and therapies to help people who had given up hope. My goal is to teach what I learned from over 40 years of solving problems and helping many to attain and live healthy lives.

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