Cataract Poem

(sing to the tune to of “My Darling, Clementine”)

In my eyeball

In the lens part

There’s a film that’s forming there,

I see dancing 

Lights all over

But I cannot comb my hair.

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I have seen a 

Caterpillar 

Caterwalker, that’s a fact,

But I cannot

See at all with

This confounded cataract.

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Yes, my doctor

Says the laser

Can my cataract ablate,

The only problem

Is my children

Say I need a hearing aid.