Tag Archives: Poem about illness

SNORING

(to: “Singin’ in the Rain”) I’m snoring while I sleep, It’s making my wife weep, This happens every time, When I’m through with counting sheep. _________________________________ There’s a gurgle in my throat, And a blockage in my nose, Yes, the kids can hear it, too, ‘Cause it’s shaking the whole house. ___________________________________ Hear the rumbleContinue reading “SNORING”

Song of Heartburn

(sing to the tune of: “Battle Hymn of the Republic”) My throat has felt the fire of the acid once again It scored a high of nine-point-five on scale of one to ten I know it’s bound to fade but I will guzzle milk till then                   My heartburn rages on.                   (chorus)                   I’veContinue reading “Song of Heartburn”

ALLERGY SEASON

(to the tune: “You Are My Sunshine”) Again, it’s springtime             The grass is growing And as the rains go             My snout is blowing                         I’ve got the itches                         As my nose twitches                                     (I know)                                     The season of allergy is here. (CHORUS) Oh, we’ve got flowers Through all the hours, AndContinue reading “ALLERGY SEASON”